Hardy's on a roll -- but don't drink the coffee!

This isn't a joke.

You've gotta read Star columnist Hardy Jackson's column on Wednesday. In it, he mentions this collection of odd, weird and unrelated topics:

- Nudie bars in Alabama.
- Coffee made from civet-cat droppings in Australia.
- Exposed flesh.
- Plans to use chemicals to turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals.

And it all makes sense.

I promise.